Hockey Joke

Once in a while there will be a really funny e-mail chain. While I hate to see "FWD" in the subject line you hope for the best but fear the worst. Today, especially with all the work I've got on my plate, I received a gem. I'm sure that you can replace any sports team into the punch line but I'll take it in the form in which I received it. Thanks to one of my STH seat buddies from 107. Enjoy!

Dad's Profession


David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.

All the typical answers came up - fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.

David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. 'My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men.

Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money.'

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took little David aside to ask him, 'Is that really true about your father?'

'No,' said David, 'He plays for the New Jersey Devils, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.'